Thursday, January 31, 2008

Mickey divorce

Mickey Mouse wanted to get a divorce from Minnie, so he went to see his lawyer. The lawyer asked Mickey, "On what grounds would you be able to divorce Minnie?" Mickey explained why. The lawyer then said, "I'm sorry Mickey, but you're not going to be able to divorce Minnie simply because she's a little crazy." Mickey replied, "I never said anything about Minnie being a little crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy!"

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