Thursday, January 31, 2008

Presidential briefing

One day, the U.S. Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, is giving President Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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