Thursday, January 31, 2008

Companionship

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are out riding their horsed when a rattlesnake jumps up and bites The Lone Ranger right on the pecker. He falls to the ground in pain. Tonto runs away to get help and asks the medicine man, "What do I do?" The medicine man said "You have to put your mouth over the wound and suck out all of the venom. That is the only way to save his life!"

Tonto runs back to the Lone Ranger. The Lone Ranger asks, "What did the doctor say?"

Replied Tonto, "You're gonna die."

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